It is so dangerous
to generalise, especially when it comes to the United States. If you pose the question,
who is an American, one answer could be, ‘a person who was born and lives in
America.’ However, it’s not so simple. There are geographical distinctions as
well as issues of race, religion, class, politics, population density, acquired
citizenship and comparative wealth. When you get down to it, America has
diversity in spades.
And yet, there is
an astonishing level of conformity. For example, in education, schoolchildren
every morning pledge allegiance to the flag. Although there is no Church of
America, there appears to be strong church attendance throughout the nation.
Despite an apparent divide in political policy of the main parties, America seems
to be a conservative country. For example, the policies of Richard Nixon’s administration
would be well to the left of most Democrats these days.
It could be problematical
to find the American eccentrics. We, in Good Olde England, have them in
abundance. So, it was with great cheer that I read an item in last week’s Washington Post. Californian, Mike
Hughes, is planning to launch himself 1800 feet high in a home-built, scrap
metal rocket to prove the Earth is flat. The experiment was postponed when the
federal agency responsible for this stuff would not give permission for a
launch on public land. When interviewed, Mr Hughes said, “It's still
happening. We're just moving it three miles down the road to the Mojave
Desert. This is what happens anytime you have to deal with any kind of
government agency.”
If the mile-long flight does not kill Mr Hughes,
his journey will mark the beginning of a flat-Earth space program, where
the ultimate goal is a launch that puts him miles above Earth. This
nutcase, sorry – eccentric - hopes to photograph the proof that we
all live on a flat disk. I suppose you could call it space programme denial. If
Mr Hughes truly believes there is a conspiracy and that the space flights, moon
landings and space stations, not to mention voyages to the planets, all sent back
fake photographs, he will then have to prove that all nations who have flown
into space bought into the conspiracy. No doubt he will allege that round-Earth
technology is just FAKE news.
Speaking of which, is the current President an eccentric, egocentric or
both? If the former, an eccentric can be defined as a person who is unconventional, uncommon,
abnormal, irregular, aberrant, anomalous, odd,
queer, strange, peculiar,
weird, bizarre, off-centre,
outlandish, freakish and extraordinary. I leave it to the reader to decide the extent to which
these adjectives apply to Mr Trump. I could add others like self-defensive,
boastful and uncaring of others except when they impinge on The Donald himself
but these are no evidence of eccentricity rather than egocentricity.
There is a story doing the
rounds that Mr Trump has refused to let Time Magazine take his photograph for
their front cover on the Xmas issue because Time will not guarantee to put him
front and centre. This is not Time’s first controversy with Presidential
involvement. Its November, 1944 issue featured recently elected Vice-President
Harry Truman on the front cover, accompanied by an article stressing the
importance of the work of the Truman Committee in the Senate. Billions of
taxpayers’ dollars had been saved on military expenditure. President Roosevelt
showed his jealousy when he exclaimed: “They put Harry on the front cover? Why
not me? I appointed him to the job, didn’t I?” By this FDR meant the job of
chairman of the Senate Truman Committee. This was nonsense. A President cannot
appoint the members of a Senate committee.
Then there’s former
President Richard Nixon. He and sidekick Henry Kissinger conducted foreign
policy in French: remember ‘détente’ and ‘rapprochement’. Bearing in mind they
were playing off the Chinese and Russians, this was an eccentric choice of
language, to which could be added the German, realpolitik. But while all this
was going on, Tricky Dicky found time to design 18th century
costumes for White House servants. Not even Mr Trump has done that….yet.
Eccentricity and
egocentricity is the stuff of life. It’s certainly adds entertainment to the
current sad and depressing American scene but do we need a floor show? I
suppose banning Flat Earth believers for merely mentioning the suggestion is
out of the question?